Its summer, and the thing to do is roadtrip across America.  ForewordPart onePart twoPart three I wrote this last May as a birthday gift for phigwhig (who coincidentally also lent me the plot bunny for it). Its completed fully, so expect the next two chapters up as soon as I edit them :3 also, this was written in a weird mashup of present and past tense. Im editing it all into past tense because its a longer fic, but I expect I missed some things somewhere. Just a forewarning. Dont be shocked if it looks funny in some places.