All Joonmyun wanted to do was cook a nice meal for his son and his new friend, not hit villains across the face with spatulasPairing; Suho and his spatula noneWords; 1649 ForewordBased on this post dedicated to texturedjeans and byunsbaekery (or as I like to call them, the baek puns duo) and also bunny (I hope you’re happy my brain is mush)Warning; shitty writing and crack themes ahead. Do not proceed if you dont like stupidity