A random ass story wherein;Baek is a fanboy – well as the story goes everyone else turned into one) and an eyeliner beast.$uho is the newspaper prince that doesn’t even know why he accepted the responsibility of being EXO-K’s leader.Sehun is an orange juice lord and a pokemon trainer wanna-be with Chanyeol.Chanyeol is –as usual, a derp + pokemon trainer wanna-be.D.O is in love with his kitchen and forever second to Tao against Spongebob Squarepants raffle.Kai is forever questioning his gender when it comes to his feelings towards D.O and loves comparing his abs to Jacob from Twilight.Kris is raising a never aging- alpaca plush named, Ace and loves Female BB Creams.Jongdae is just being jongdae.Luhan is trying too hard to be manly.Xiumin is the Baozi monster and an enemy of Kris when it comes to his BB Creams.Lay is always lost and everyone in EXO will not doubt if one day, he ended up doing his yoga somewhere in the middle of a war between two countries.Tao is a wushu master and loves collecting Guccis and Gucci receipts.and last but not the least,EXO is smitten and Chen is the secret author of this story but its not a secret anymore but if you guys will just keep it a secret then maybe it will still stay as a secret but who knows and that explains the title. kkkkk ForewordWTF IS FOREWORD?! NO JUST NOPE J-NOPE. IM DONE BYE JK JUST PROCEED ON CHAPTER ONE. IDK WT EFFING SHIT FOREWORD IS