Theres a She Wolf (In th (1/1)
Word Count: 789Summary: Everyone had a Shakira phase. “Jesus fucking Christ, Chanyeol. This is the 100th time you've played this fucking song.” A short silence followed this statement with Shakira seductively howling in the background. “It's actually-” “I don't want to know the exact number, you dumb butt,” the snark interruption came. Chanyeol twisted away from his computer to stare at the smaller brunet lazing on the bed, scrolling through what Chanyeol presumed Instagram or Tumblr. “You know, I haven't listened to this song that much, you know,” he tossed casually back to the male laying on his back. Baekhyun paused in his finger swiping to cast a glance at the younger before snorting attractively and deadpanned, “You've been listening to She Wolf on repeat for the past 45 minutes.” Chanyeol shrugged, “It's a good song.” “Yeah, but that doesn't mean you need to listen to a song that came out like 5 years ago on repeat,” Beakhyun said before resuming his scrolling. There's an occasional double tap and yeah, the brunet’s on Instagram. Probably thinking about the next idea for his next selca, the narcissistic fool. There's more She Wolf playing as Chanyeol turns back to the computer and continues typing out his rhetorical essay that's due tonight at midnight like the good student he's supposed to be. He's so into the essay that he doesn't notice someone creep up from behind him with intentions to slam the mouse on the damn repeat button so that another song- any song- besides She Wolf. Chanyeol jolts in surprise as a voice growls next to his ear, “For the love of all things holy, Chanyeol,” and there's thin fingers that press on alt and tab and iTunes pop up. “What the legit fuck, Chanyeol,” Baekhyun says incredulously. The mentioned man doesn't actually say anything but he just shrugs, half embarassed. “Why have you listened to She Wolf 658 times. That's literally-” the man pauses ad pulls a face as though something small and furry were attacking him and continues, “33 hours of solid Shakira. How do you even have that much time.” Chanyeol's ears are tipped pink and his voice is small as he replies, “I had a phase, ok.” The elder just shakes his pretty head and mutters under his breath, “I wonder what are your top songs, anyway.” He clicks the little category above the numbers and Chanyeol's plays arrange themselves in order of most plays. She Wolf pops up in first place (unsurprisingly), Sweet Dreams comes in second with 235 plays, and ironically 3 by Brittney Spears is 3rd with 199 plays. “Holy shit,” Baekhyun eloquently says. Chanyeol makes a noise resembling an elephant seal and a trumpet flailing, as he tries to get the smaller man who's dying from laughter away from the computer. It's just cackling laughter from the brunet as he allows himself to be manhandled away from the computer because he's honestly too busy laughing. Chanyeol looks mildly annoyed, majorly embarrassed, and 50000% percent wants to dig himself into a hold and just die. “Oh my god!” Baekhyun wheezes out after minutes of laughter, tears leaking out of the corner of his eyes. “She Wolf, Sweet Dreams, and 3, Chanyeol. 3. Oh my god, I can't even-” He cuts himself to resume more laughing and at this point Chanyeol considers throwing himself out the window. Even though they're on the second floor. Baekhyun's still laughing. Chanyeol glances outside the window and tries to gauge his projectory. “Ok, ok, OK! I had a phase in high school, ok?!” Chanyeol tries and this only seems to set Baekhyun off even more as he goes into more convultions. At this point, the 6 foot man is dangerously close to the window before Baekhyun attempts to get his breath back. “Ok-” gasp, “She Wolf is a really-” sucked in breath, “good song. I had-” oxygen in, “a phase with She Wolf-” breath to live, “but holy shit, 600 plays!” Chanyeol opens the window.☆Chanyeol's scream could probably heard 3 blocks away as he opens up kakaotalk and shrieks a very girlish pitch. 'Kinky,' Jongin comments in their group chat. Jongdae's too busy sending laughing emojis and probably actually laughing in real life. 'Chanyeol, you may want to reconsider your music choices,' Kyungsoo sends in response to Baekhyun's photo of Chanyeol's iTunes list, showing the song and the play number very clearly. Chanyeol knows that his friends will never let this up for at least 3 weeks. “Baekhyun!” Chanyeol screams at the world. “There's a she wolf in the closet~ Let it out so it can breathe~” Shakira sings in the background of Chanyeol's despair. Tumblr l LJ A/N: Pure wtf, I assure you. All events portrayed in here has transpired in real life with a few tweaks. tum